[April fool] April forced removals

[Craitman]

Hoenn - No forum posts for three months.
Kasterburg - No wiki edits for three months.
Mercury - No football for three months.
Old Oil Rig - No flotsam for three months.
Raspur - No nerve agent attacks for three months.
Senya - No sex for three months.
Shireroth - No new Kaiser for three months.
Vyktory - No political rants for three months.

EDIT: Moved to a more fitting venue!

[Yastreb]

But Kalgachia was finalising its application to become a Shirerithian protectorate... how inconvenient.

[Rasmus]

We hang our heads in shame.