Computer Geek Pickup Lines
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Computer Geek Pickup Lines
I wish to uncompress you over *all* my disk space.
Oh little processer of my desire!
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
I want all of our functions to be read/write.
Living with you is like virtual reality.
We can make beautiful .wav files together.
May we never have any bad CRC's.
I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.
Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
Let's interface our hardware.
Press any key to continue.
May our communication always be synchronous.
Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.
I'll always have cache for you.
Our LoveRoutines link perfectly.
Ever since I met you, I've been looping a recursive subroutine.
No kinky Windows stuff.
I think we should increase our bandwidth.
Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.
Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.
Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?
Trust me, I'm user friendly.
Well, now you've gone and killed my process.
You can't exit yet, you still have stopped jobs!
Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.
Oh little processer of my desire!
Be the hard drive of my dreams.
I want all of our functions to be read/write.
Living with you is like virtual reality.
We can make beautiful .wav files together.
May we never have any bad CRC's.
I output gibberish as you tap my keypad.
Before you, I was a PC without a power outlet.
Let's interface our hardware.
Press any key to continue.
May our communication always be synchronous.
Don't worry, the first couple of times it's always Abort, Retry, Fail.
I'll always have cache for you.
Our LoveRoutines link perfectly.
Ever since I met you, I've been looping a recursive subroutine.
No kinky Windows stuff.
I think we should increase our bandwidth.
Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.
Well, if that's how you feel, I guess it's time to upgrade.
Oh, you found out about my backups, didn't you?
Trust me, I'm user friendly.
Well, now you've gone and killed my process.
You can't exit yet, you still have stopped jobs!
Phone for you, I think it's your motherboard.
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Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
Newscientist had a competition for the best science based pickup lines at the end of 2007
I'll go find them!
EDIT:
Found them!
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg1 ... dback.html
I'll go find them!
EDIT:
Found them!
Another quote from the article:Would there be any resistance if I asked to take you ohm?
- Emma Byrne, London, UK
I love the way you smell so different from my dad.
- Toshi Knell, Nowra, New South Wales, Australia
Would kissing you increase global warming and damage the Arctic irreversibly, or is it just enough to break the ice?
- Andy McCready, Sheffield, Yorkshire, UK
I've had my ion you.
- Gary Duffala, Rio Rancho, New Mexico, US
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turnin' me on.
- Jessica Swanson, Stratford, Prince Edward Island, Canada
I don't wish to brag, but in several parallel universes I invented the internet, warned the world about global warming, ran for president and won the Nobel peace prize.
- Yonatan Silver, Jerusalem, Israel
Hello, I've just taken part in the clinical trial of a new drug to help memory loss; could you tell me, do I come here often?
- John French, Wellington, Somerset, UK
You are definitely the woman of my REM phase.
- Giuliano Aluffi, Milan, Italy
Er... hello... um... er. Oh look! Our shoes have similar spectral characteristics.
- Jon White, Rampton, Cambridgeshire, UK
Meiosis?
- Kirstie Brogan Grace, Grays, Essex, UK
The full article is here:Inevitably, some themes cropped up more than once. Of these, the concept of entanglement was probably the most popular, closely followed by variations on the idea of putting I and U together on the periodic table. We were also amused by the number of changes rung on the theme: "Is that a test tube/bunsen burner/copy of New Scientist/Erlenmeyer flask/pipette filler/50 ml Falcon tube/128-MB USB stick [isn't that a bit unflattering?]... I see in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg1 ... dback.html
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Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
No matter how witty or intelligent, they'll still all get turned-down
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Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
Unless the person they're being used on is a nerd at heart and is utterly amused.
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Well in that case, you'd accept them all
Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
Oh I would Craitman .
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I bet Spangle has tried every one of those.
But
But
is just fucking disturbing.....I love the way you smell so different from my dad.
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Nick obviously doesn't read new scientist
There was an article a few weeks before the competition started about how women are more attracted to people who don't smell like their dads, because this means they probably have a different set of immune systems, and it's always evolutionarily best to have a nice mix of immune systems
However, the modern age of deodorant and stuff has completely ruined such evolution responses, we're really not built for the society we've put ourselves in...
but yeah, to people who don't keep up with science journals, it sounds disturbing
There was an article a few weeks before the competition started about how women are more attracted to people who don't smell like their dads, because this means they probably have a different set of immune systems, and it's always evolutionarily best to have a nice mix of immune systems
However, the modern age of deodorant and stuff has completely ruined such evolution responses, we're really not built for the society we've put ourselves in...
but yeah, to people who don't keep up with science journals, it sounds disturbing
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You're right, I have better things to do.Nick obviously doesn't read new scientist
That is still fucking disturbing. We have deodorant because we don't want to smell like a locker room. However, in France, this might be different . Then again I completely forgot you still think babies are made by an MCS council vote.There was an article a few weeks before the competition started about how women are more attracted to people who don't smell like their dads, because this means they probably have a different set of immune systems, and it's always evolutionarily best to have a nice mix of immune systems
However, the modern age of deodorant and stuff has completely ruined such evolution responses, we're really not built for the society we've put ourselves in...
~The great and powerful Electric Wizard of Oz
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we smell like a locker room because of the warm climates we create
Babies are not made through MCS council vote, it is a higher up vote made by STORKS (Society To Optimally Recombine Kgenetic* Structures)
*They use KDE
Babies are not made through MCS council vote, it is a higher up vote made by STORKS (Society To Optimally Recombine Kgenetic* Structures)
*They use KDE
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I'll admit sometimes you're clever.
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Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
You think that's a disturbing pick-up line?
Try these out for size:
Try these out for size:
orIf I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
Essentially, all Pick-Up lines are shit. People just pull them off with charm and sycophancy.Did you use to work on a chicken farm? 'Cos you raise a lot of Cock
Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
My favourite one was "Did you just fart, because you blew me away"
I have yet to still use that one.
I have yet to still use that one.
Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
How about...
Top that one...Does this rag smell of Chloroform to you?
Re: Computer Geek Pickup Lines
If I flip a coin what's chances of me getting head?