[i]Kaiser Mors V[/i] continues operations
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[i]Kaiser Mors V[/i] continues operations
Captain O'Keefe paced the bridge of the Kaiser Mors V . Sailing up the Bosworthian coast had been uneventful. He seemed to have not slept in some time. He always had trouble sleeping during action, and pills made him groggy.
Not that Number One couldn't command the ship. to the contrary, he fully expected her to take command on his retirement.
"Sigh." Too many retirements, too many returns to duty.
Duty. "Sigh."
"Number One!"
"Sir"
"I don't see any white flags yet!"
"No Sir."
"Just talk and scuttlebutt on the wireless?"
"Yes. Sir!"
"We have work."
"Aye, aye, Sir!"
"Prepare to bombard La-Rochhe-Derrien, all main batteries. Target Cruise missles number 2 and 3 on the administrative center of Amorica."
"Yes, Sir!"
"Fire at will!"
"Fire at will! Release Cruise missles 2 and 3!"
The roar of the guns began again. It was comforting, in a strange way.
Not that Number One couldn't command the ship. to the contrary, he fully expected her to take command on his retirement.
"Sigh." Too many retirements, too many returns to duty.
Duty. "Sigh."
"Number One!"
"Sir"
"I don't see any white flags yet!"
"No Sir."
"Just talk and scuttlebutt on the wireless?"
"Yes. Sir!"
"We have work."
"Aye, aye, Sir!"
"Prepare to bombard La-Rochhe-Derrien, all main batteries. Target Cruise missles number 2 and 3 on the administrative center of Amorica."
"Yes, Sir!"
"Fire at will!"
"Fire at will! Release Cruise missles 2 and 3!"
The roar of the guns began again. It was comforting, in a strange way.
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Jacobus, if this is an actual in war action it's in the wrong thread ...
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The Kingdom of Bosworth's opinion on this matter counts for bugger all to most people at the moment. We're trying to do you a favour here and regulating this conflict properly. Unless you want Bosworth wiped out by the USS Improvise (or whatever Shireroth called it) or by a million nuclear bombs, its my sincere suggestion that you accept the terms of the charter which will give you a much fairer playing field.
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(ooc) The present bombardment is by the YMS Kaiser Mors V, an Iowa -class battleship. Yes, it could probably kill everyone in Bosworth, but why?
The Starship Improvise is in orbit high above Micras. It could kill all life on the planet, but Admiral Quirk is a moral person.
Milord Montague, the YMS Kaiser Mors V received orders to continue its mission. It did not appear seemly to do so in the "battle" thread while the rules and judges were in doubt.
The Starship Improvise is in orbit high above Micras. It could kill all life on the planet, but Admiral Quirk is a moral person.
Milord Montague, the YMS Kaiser Mors V received orders to continue its mission. It did not appear seemly to do so in the "battle" thread while the rules and judges were in doubt.
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Re: X
Because you can.Jacobus Loki wrote: Yes, it could probably kill everyone in Bosworth, but why?
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Re: X
Hear hear!babs wrote:Because you can.Jacobus Loki wrote: Yes, it could probably kill everyone in Bosworth, but why?
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We do what we must because we can.
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(A light aircraft flies over the city, dropping leaflets. At the same time, the hastily-repaired radio tower of the former Bosworth News Authority broadcasts the same message.)
(Soft BOO/\/\/\/\s are heard from the sea, and fish begins to fall from the sky.)PEOPLE OF LA ROCHE DERRIEN!
The state of hunger in the city is well known to us. Relief supplies are on the way.
Before the outbreak of hostilities, the YMS Kaiser Mors V was fishing off the coast. It was a successful catch, which has been stored on ice in the hold since.
The fish is being prepared in the traditonal Yardistani manner, which we call fired fish. It is cooked by being fired from cannon.
We are not firing on your city, we are cooking fish for you. Shirithian relief workers have set up stands at major checkpoints where you may also procure Mango Sauce for the fish, as well as the Spicy Chicken of B'Caw. Orange beer is only available as samples, but we expect major shipments soon.
Again, this is not a bombardment, it is a fish fry.
(Signed)
Yamashita, Commanding KMV
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