Diplomacy Masterclass from Malliki
Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:25 pm
In which Malliki notified Harald of a change in the status of relations between Natopia and Stormark.
Hello fucktards!
The Bovic Dominion of Natopia has decided to cancel our treaty with you, Harald. This stems from primarily two obvious reasons. The first is the excessive amounts of landgrabbing going on over here, and the other one is the ridiculous amounts of incestuous porn stories that you write and have yourself reply to. Our eyes are very innocent and we can't help but feel violated and, to be honest, slightly aroused by these authentic Viking sagas. Therefore it is with a heavy heart that we cancel our treaty, obviously in accordance with any cancellation provisions contained therein, which I would look up here but I'm afraid I will stumble upon pictures of Viking women in historically accurate clothing, and we can't have that can we.
So we shall now leave you to your little porn corner on the interwebs where you can write your historically inaccurate pornographic stories about incestuous relationships between yourself and some gods, and you're quite free to keep using your authentic horned helmets and silicone implanted breasts, because we all know that Vikings were the first using such implants in the 10th century.
Harald, if you want to talk about this, please send either yourself or one of your various double logins and we'll just ignore you.
Sincerely yours,
Malliki Tosha
Douchebag of Natopia