Gran Verionia goes secessionist!
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Gran Verionia goes secessionist!
Dear people,
After many years, I have come to realise that the secessionist sector in micronations has been right all along: fictional micronations are not serious and just silly. Hence, I made the bold move to lift Gran Verionia out of this stupid, childish world of Micras and instead transform it into a real country! From today, Gran Verionia will be a secessionist country: The Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia.
The Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia is bordered to all sides by the Kingdom of the Netherlands. The government, now lead by High Divine Dictatoribus King Jack VIIX, has of course immediately send an email to the Dutch Ministry of Foreign Affairs, as well as to the Office of the Prime Minister. Naturally scared of having such a powerful new challenger in the region, they have yet to comment on this esteemed letter, and are probably at this moment deliberating their next move. However, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy will be prepared. With our army, consisting of 20 brave lego soldiers, one G.I. Joe and a tin Napoleontic officer, we stand prepared. Under the leadership of High Supreme Admiral-General Bonzo the Cat, the Gran Verionian army will crush the deplorable Dutch forces.
In addition to claiming a 30 m2 area loctated in a Dutch apartment building, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia also has territory in Antarctica, Bir Taweel, the Moon, Somaliland, Northern Cyprus and the Italian town of San Lorenzo del Mare. Our great, multi-cultural nation will soon span the entire globe! First diplomatic contacts with other nations have been established by creating a microwiki page, as well as by sending memes on the microwiki discord channel, calling several microwiki members "fascists", "boomers" and "idiotic secularists". No doubt the start of a great future. In addition, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia has taken the initiative to form the United League of Earth-Based Super Serious Micronations, a unique and thriving organisation that will serve as a unifying force for all micronations.
Obviously, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia is a serious and real nation. With their own territory, population, government and relations with other states, all criteria of the Montevideo Convention are fulfilled. No doubt, a great and glorious future awaits our nation in this new chapter.
Thankfully, we have now left the childish world of fantasy nations behind us. It feels good to be a serious nation. All hail the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia and its leader, High Divine Dictatoribus King Jack VIIX!
After many years, I have come to realise that the secessionist sector in micronations has been right all along: fictional micronations are not serious and just silly. Hence, I made the bold move to lift Gran Verionia out of this stupid, childish world of Micras and instead transform it into a real country! From today, Gran Verionia will be a secessionist country: The Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia.
The Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia is bordered to all sides by the Kingdom of the Netherlands. The government, now lead by High Divine Dictatoribus King Jack VIIX, has of course immediately send an email to the Dutch Ministry of Foreign Affairs, as well as to the Office of the Prime Minister. Naturally scared of having such a powerful new challenger in the region, they have yet to comment on this esteemed letter, and are probably at this moment deliberating their next move. However, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy will be prepared. With our army, consisting of 20 brave lego soldiers, one G.I. Joe and a tin Napoleontic officer, we stand prepared. Under the leadership of High Supreme Admiral-General Bonzo the Cat, the Gran Verionian army will crush the deplorable Dutch forces.
In addition to claiming a 30 m2 area loctated in a Dutch apartment building, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia also has territory in Antarctica, Bir Taweel, the Moon, Somaliland, Northern Cyprus and the Italian town of San Lorenzo del Mare. Our great, multi-cultural nation will soon span the entire globe! First diplomatic contacts with other nations have been established by creating a microwiki page, as well as by sending memes on the microwiki discord channel, calling several microwiki members "fascists", "boomers" and "idiotic secularists". No doubt the start of a great future. In addition, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia has taken the initiative to form the United League of Earth-Based Super Serious Micronations, a unique and thriving organisation that will serve as a unifying force for all micronations.
Obviously, the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia is a serious and real nation. With their own territory, population, government and relations with other states, all criteria of the Montevideo Convention are fulfilled. No doubt, a great and glorious future awaits our nation in this new chapter.
Thankfully, we have now left the childish world of fantasy nations behind us. It feels good to be a serious nation. All hail the Absolutely Superiour Communist Sovereign Christian Monarchy of Gran Verionia and its leader, High Divine Dictatoribus King Jack VIIX!
Porque las estirpes condenadas a cien años de soledad no tenían una segunda oportunidad sobre la tierra.
Re: Gran Verionia goes secessionist!
Best of luck.