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Batavian Post
The Batavian Post is a Batavian newsblog that was started during the civil war to inform the English speaking micronational world of the events in Batavia. Currently it's main focus lies on the reunification process. Our latest article is about the royal wedding between Storjarla Æsileif and Arkadius des Vinandy.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Newest post: Is Windsor asleep?
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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«Help! I've fallen and cannot get up! I am now defenseless and unable to fend off any attacks!» ~Majority of straight men in Northbatavia after reading the report.Mordechai B.E. wrote:Newest post: Northbatavia under attack by girls in pink underwear.
«No! No! Why did you pull me out of there?! It was so glorious!» ~Random victim after being pulled from an attack.
...I think I work too much....I need a social life lol.
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That sentiment was to be expected and could be the reason the Northbatavian response is so weak. But in the end the goal of these scantily clad barbarians is not to make love to the Northbatavian male population but is to sell them pain killers.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Newest post: Northbatavia, accept our help!
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Newest post: More delays in the referendum.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Newest post: Duke of Irrel proclaims victory over spam.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Newest post: Act of Pentapolis abolished, 'new way' proposed.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Newest post: BREAKING: Arkadius abdicates.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Nieuwste post: BREAKING: Batavian constitutional referendum opened.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Mordechai B.E. wrote:Newest post: BREAKING: Arkadius abdicates.
It seems that you have missed the reign of Queen Fränzi-Ferdinanda............Arkadius des Vinandy was king of Batavia since 2006 but was dethroned in the civil war of 2011 after being inactive for months.
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Apologies. I did not miss it but my post was unclear.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy
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Mordechai B.E. wrote:Nieuwste post: BREAKING: Batavian constitutional referendum opened.
It has just become apparent that King Arkadius III has not been succeeded by me, but by the unborn child he fathered on his wife Queen Consort Æsileif.Harald succeeded Arkadius III as the northern pretender to the throne after his announcement to leave micronationalism.
That might very well be, unless the little one and mommy dearest become spoil-sports.If it succeeds this is likely to end the Batavian civil war which started in late 2011.
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I did assume they would not start another civil war but would appeal for a majority in the Nationaal Beraad.
In case you hadn't noticed the fetid swamp has been largely drained and even in this last stagnant pond the majority of fish have already died and are rotting on the surface. - Prophet Ardy